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Why Wine?

Just a Drink...for Snobs?

 



"Wine held powerful sway over over its devotees and those who knew little about it or its history...wine was no longer something to drink on a hot day or a mere accompaniment to bread and cheese; it was an accoutrement of culture.

James Conaway in Napa:The Story of an American Eden

Wine is a beverage - nothing more, right? So why are there, for example, Hundreds of wine websites, dozens of wine magazines, and thousands of wine books? You don't find this kind of media or cultural phenomenon surrounding beer...or even distilled spirits. College football, maybe, but I doubt it. Except perhaps for the hoopla around the Ohio State-Michigan game (Go Buckeyes!).

Wine writers love to tell you that wine has been around since time immemorial. But so has beer - the ancient Egyptians brewed it - and yet beer doesn't offer the sense of mystique or culture that wine does. To many people, too, beer is not a socially "graceful" beverage like wine. And distilled spirits, while popular, just don't appeal to a large segment of the population. Wine alone seems to have a charm and provide an air of elan that other beverages lack.

There are a lot of differing views about this, not least from the people who themselves make and sell wine. Fred Franzia, the irascible millionaire and creator of the infamous "Two-buck Chuck" bulk wine has been called "the scourge of Napa Valley". He believe that the wine industry has become intoxicated by elitism, inflated prices, and its own PR about
Terroir, the idea that a wine is uniquely a product of the soil and climate where the grapes are grown, and by extension that some places and some wines are far better than others.

But Franzia's company Bronco (fitting if you see the man) is now the fourth-largest producer in the U.S., and therefore he's reaching somebody's palates to be sure. Are the wine snobs wrong and Franzia right? Neither, I say.

There is a lot of elitism in the wine world and some in the wine trade - a belief that people who drink it are somehow better than others who don't. And that goes one step further - the belief that if you can afford a $1000 bottle of Screaming Eable Cab, you're a better person than someone who drinks a $10 Smoking Loon Syrah. Just look in the back of Wine Spectator, where you'll see ads for custom wine cellars and outlandishly high-priced wine collections, for "exceptional people." I guess I've never felt that having a lot of money by itself makes anyone "exceptional" and that's a big part of what's wrong with the wine business.

There are also lots of varietal snobs - for example, those who turn up their noses at a fabulous $14 New Zealand
Sauvignon Blanc with a Stelvin (screw-cap) closure, haughtily preferring instead a $40 Sancerre or White Bordeaux with a traditional cork even if the NZ wine is superior. Or even if it's not arguably superior, millions may simply find the South Pacific version more enjoyable. Yet I've just found an article on Slate whose writer's nose is so high in the air he must register it with the FAA. Of course, he's entitled to his opinion, the putz, if even he disses an entire spectrum of wine.

The point is that pretentiousness and snobbery are paid-up participants in the world of wine. I will add, though, that one of my mottoes is "Nobody should drink bad wine". I used to say "nobody should drink cheap wine" but I've learned a bit over the last few years and no longer cling to that particular prejudice (there are so many others to choose from).

To those who say "wine is just a beverage" I say "true" but only in the literal sense. Wine can multiply the pleasure of the food you eat, or turn an ordinary meal into something special. Wine makes a marvelous gift, and one that can be had quickly and with virtually no planning. Depending on what's in the bottle and how it is stored, wine can keep for years or decades, and many wines grow in value as they age. Very few people re-gift a bottle of wine...except perhaps on Seinfeld...but you can!



Grapes March Across Time

Wine is history. As Rome conquered much of the known world, Romans posted to its territories far and wide brought grapevines with them. That's probably why, in addition to Italy, we get great wine from Spain and Portugal (Hispania), France (Gallia) and Germany (Germania) among other places.

Grapes had already been growing in all these places for thousands of years, but Roman vines and grapegrowing techniques advanced the science of winemaking tremendously. So did the Roman art of glassblowing, which provided a much cleaner, more secure vessel for storing, transporting and aging wine. Go Caesar!!










Health Benefits

Wine is also good for you. The University of Bordeaux, in a carefully controlled cohort study, found that moderate wine consumption of 2-3 glasses a day was associated with a 30% reduction in the death rate from all causes; a 35% percent reduction in death rates from cardiovascular disease; and an 18-24% reduction in death rates from cancer.

Many other studies confirm this...and I don't care what that woman from the Woman's Christian Temperance Union says, although I wish she'd put down that .357!









Suggested Reading

 

The Fab Four

There are thousands of books about wine, (I must have half of them), and if you were independently wealthy and had no kids to raise or football games to attend, my list would be a lot longer. But you do have those things with which to contend, so start with this list and I will add to it over time! And email me if you think I'm wrong (or right) in my summations and conclusions.

Napa: The Story of an American Eden by James Conaway This is a masterful narrative, of interest to oenophiles, wine drinkers, travelers, and cultural historians, too. Compelling personal stories, enough details of the challenges and politics of the winemaking business, and a good sense of the times in which American wine pioneers labored add up to a wonderful page turner. Read this before your first visit to Napa and your experience will be all the more wonderful.

How to Taste: A Guide to Enjoying Wine by Jancis Robinson If you have time to read only one book about the art and science of wine tasting and appreciation, this is it. This is an easy, enjoyable read on which I was actually able to focus while on the stairmaster, and after you finish it you'll know more about wine appreciation than 99.9% of wine drinkers. If you pay even scant attention, you will also likely be able to describe in some detail what you are tasting, and why it is better or worse -- or at least more enjoyable -- than another wine.

Wine: From Grape to Glass by Jens Priewe Some might think this a coffee-table book...and it is. But it is loaded with solid information, in lay terms, about the world of wine -- winemaking, wine grape varieties, wine regions, and the storing, enjoying and serving of wine. There are many other books that offer the same approach... such as the Windows on the World Complete Wine Course (Zraly) and The World Atlas of Wine (Robinson and Johnson). But while I own both, I find the former too simplified and incomplete for even a wine novice, and the latter, while exceptionally good, just "too much information" for most. From Grape to Glass is a "mid-palate" compromise and the perfect anchor to your wine library.

The Emperor of Wine: The Rise of Robert M. Parker Jr. and the Reign of American Taste by Elin McCoy Ok, so the guy is more full of himself than Geraldo Rivera, if that is possible. And I'm not sure how good his palate is, although I know how good he thinks it is. But there's no doubt that Parker has more influence on who buys and drinks what, than any other individual on the planet. So for those of you interested in the influence of wine evaluation more than its mechanics, this is worth a look. You can also get a good sense of what the 100 point wine rating scale means and how it is arrived at. And you'll learn some interesting details about the Judgment of Paris wine tasting in 1976 that changed how the world views American -- and especially California -- wines.

NOTE: No, I don't have any arrangement with Amazon.com but I thought you all might like to have a go-to source of information on these books. They are available in most large bookstores such as Barnes & Noble and Borders.